Hi, this is Wayne again with a topic “The Emergency Tech Bag”.
Best thing about the LTT Store: Linus Plushie is its groundbreaking: design- ( rumbling, sound ), Whoa earthquake, ( screams, ), (, Linus, grunts, ), Okay. I think it’s over. Now where’d I put that emergency kit, ( Linus exclaims ) There we go. Got food and shelter and stuff., But where’s the other one. Ah, there we go.
Anker our sponsor for this video helped us build out this The Tech Survival Kit.. This is gon na keep us comfortable, connected and distracted. While we wait for emergency crews to get us back online.. So all that’s left to do now is to set it all up and hunker down.
( upbeat music, ) In an earthquake or other disaster. It could be 24 or 72 hours before emergency services show up.. So what’s the first thing we need to do. We need to get to our emergency point., So we’ve chosen the living room set, but in the case of an actual emergency, we’d, probably choose somewhere with slightly fewer things hanging overhead in case of aftershocks.. Next, we crack into our bag, starting with all jokes and Anker sponsorship aside the life necessities bag. So what do we got in here? Whoop emergency tissues. Got this like fricking, dense, dehydrated ration., Apparently I’ll be eating these rations, but they have been expired for how long I mean they’re, probably fine., No 03.
20. Oh 21., Oh yeah! No, the water’s been expired for a year.. I guess we’ll be drinking them: then.
Wouldn’t want them to go to waste., Got a hand-crank charging, ( radio, static, ), combo, radio, flashlight. ( siren sound ), (, Linux, screams, ), Siren and charger.. So that’s neat.. You can actually input or output five volts and it comes with a couple. Little adapters. You’re gon na really be cranking that for a long time, if you wan na charge your phone or something though., That’s where Anker’s gon na come in spoiler, alert., (, Linus, laughs, ).
First, aid kit. Tube tent. Got your ponchos whistle three-week candle emergency sleeping bags.
Some rope. Are those condoms. I mean I can see why those would …
no matches and rubber gloves and regular gloves.. I got three wicks boys. Three wicks one cup. I’m getting into a mood here.. I guess we’ll go tent first.. I mean that’s the first thing you do after you light the candle you pitch the tent.
( Linus laughing ). Where were those condoms again ( Linus laughing )? Do you wan na just like be my emergency survival buddy here, You’re gon na drink, the water with me right, (, Linus, laughs, ) No. So we’re in this together until the going gets tough., I see.
Here you go., Oh no., Ah wait: (, laughs! )! You pulled the whole thing. (, exclaims ). It keeps zapping me., Oh well.. This is like “, Three Stooges” level. At this point..
Okay, we got this. Here., I have it.. I can just tie it around the desk.. That’S a strong anchor point., Hey get it Get it ?’Cause, it’s sponsored by Anker.
Okay.. Under any other circumstances, they tell you not to play in plastic, bags., (, Linus and Collin laughing ). Maybe that was just me when I was a kid.. Okay, Linus don’t play with the plastic bag. Okay. Yep, I’m tented. Emergency sleeping bag., Great for emergencies., No ( bleep ) ( paper, rustling, ) How’s, my audio David.
Now I’m ready to not die.. Now that our shelter is set up and our rations are all accounted for, we are ready to stay in place for 72 hours.. Now I should note that this is a shelter-in-place bag versus a bug out bag., So we don’t have any kind of wilderness survival kit. Other than like the pocket knife and no navigation equipment., So it’s more for waiting through something like a flood or earthquake or other emergency.. Now it’s time to crack open our tech, bag.
And because we’re not going very far, we can afford to stash some heavier things in it., Like creature, comforts that’ll keep us busy. While we wait for someone to respond to our distress, calls., Starting, of course, with the cornerstone, the Anker 535 Portable Power Station., This sucker has got a flashlight and not one of those useless ones like it’s got a little light bar. So it actually spreads it out. Really nicely.
Four USB ports that’ll do up to 60 watts with USB power delivery on this USB-C right here., A car socket as well as four AC outlets. That’Ll do up to 500 watts. And I am sweating.. I need to get out of the sleeping bag. Holy crap.
These things work. I’ve never actually been in one. Whoa okay..
That was just …. I’M sorry. I need to take off this hoodie.. Even our nice light indoor hoodie from lttstore.com too warm right, now., Okay, (, laughs, ). First up, we got … Okay, I wasn’t here when they packed this., Really Doritos.. Let me guess: look it’s a tech bag, not a gamer bag.. With that said, I didn’t have breakfast today so ( paper, rustling ), I’m like super down.. Here you go., You don’t want Doritos David ( paper, rustling ). Next up we’ve got a personal electric heater.. Now, honestly speaking, we’d recommend getting something a little bit smaller than this one.. This is a 400 watt heater., So our Anker power station is gon na run this for a little bit over an hour., But the reason that we got it was to show you guys that 500 watts of peak output.
– And this was the closest thing we could Find that could push this puppy to its limits., And here we go 158 watts, 178 watts it’s going boy, it’s 191, 374, 450. Ah, 460., It’s supposed to be 400 watts., 470. ( man, laughs, )! That’S why you’d want something a little bit lower, capacity. And in any way, if you’re, in that, like frickin’ space, blanket you’re, not gon na need this much heat.. Here we go., We got the Stress, Man. Stress, Man..
Okay, is this just a bag full of memes Collin? I’M Stress, Man. Yeah, I mean that’s fair enough.. I don’t …. I guess you could drink the goo inside if you were really desperate. Stress Man, (, indistinct, ), [ Man, ] Oh., Oh here it is oh.. Now these are cool., I’m something of a sock, enthusiast., ( groans. ), these I know about. We’ve got electric socks.. Now you might laugh at that and go “. Oh, you mocked the Stress Man, but electric socks ?”, But this is actually a way more practical way of heating yourself up than just having a space heater, which is gon na throw most of that energy out into the air around you..
And actually, I would wan na be not stupid and not have another sock on underneath it. Fun fact: insulators are insulators., So the more barriers you put between the heat source and your body, the less of it, ends up in your body.. Just so you know. (, serene music, ), (, upbeat music, ), Okay where’s. My battery at for these boys Is that a pocket Yeah, that’s a pocket.! Oh yeah.
Hold on. ( Linus grunts ), Oh yeah.. This just gets better and better..
We’Ve got the neck light. Boys. ( plastic tearing ) (, Linus, laughs, ) Okay..
What else we got here? The Black Diamond ReMoji LED lantern., That’s cool.! It’S got little hanging hooks and look at that. That’S fantastic. We’re hanging it.
( paper, rustling ) There we go.! Oh look at that. [ Man, ], Nice. Nice.. I don’t even need this thing. Assorted charging cables from Anker. A rubber band.
Gun. ( clicking sound ), Oh no right in the dick.. This is cool., It’s more of camping tech than computer tech, but the LifeStraw is sick.
It’ll, remove anywhere from three to six kinds of bacteria parasites and microplastics and reduces chlorine as well as lead and other heavy metals., And will apparently filter a hundred liters of water.. I have no idea what they intend for me to actually drink through it though.. Maybe I can use it for those scary. Expired packs.! Oh my God. Are you serious? So what I just stick this in the thing.? Oh, my God..
I really don’t like this., Where the heck did you get this water Out back., I don’t like this. I’ll. Do it I’ll? Do it just give me a sec., You really got ta go at it., It’s fine. Wow, that’s actually pretty cool.
(, serene music, ) (, David laughs, ) Wow! That’S so cool. All right! Let’S get our … Some more stuff from Anker.. So here we’ve got even more USB ports, not that we really need those’cause.
We’Ve got power station, but this is just a nice little multi-tap power extend USB-C, three cube, which naturally we’ll be using with our gaming device.. So I packed my old Aya Neo Founders Edition in here.. We can you use that to play emulated games, PC games, all kinds of other good stuff.. Of course my battery is low.. So it’s time to get that plugged in.. I love it.
And boop boop. There. It goes. Spicy sausage, Bolognese., Just add water, oh God, that water, I might go LifeStraw water for that., Dark chocolate, mousse.. What kind of mouse ( man laughs? ) The blocks? Energy juice, as well as another Anker power brick. This one, one that we can actually recharge with ( imitates drum roll ), the PowerPort Solar.. This is a nice little …! Oh here we go. Solar panel for when it’s day time again and it’s time to recharge this particular brick..
One cool feature of this brick is that all you got ta do is turn around this little buddy right. Here., Look at that! That’S a little LED flashlight.! What’S really nice about this guy is. We can also use this not just the large power station to charge a laptop or portable gaming device like this, like a high voltage device. At 94 watt hours, this will nearly double the battery life of a laptop and it’ll.
Do two full charges of a smaller device like the Neo., A Leatherman and a spork to consume all this food with.? This is great. And apparently I’m supposed to start with the Datrex multipurpose emergency ration crackers, the expired ones. Or biscuits or whatever you wan na call. Them., We’re not allowed to use that C.
Word anymore.! These are good. They look good. Okay. One every six hours per person, apparently.
(, serene music ) [ Man ]. Why are we still here Just to suffer. ( Linus, coughs, ) Sorry.? Well, actually, this is scarier than the biscuits. (, serene music ) Okay.
(, serene music ), Not bad, but I think we can do better.. Why don’t we try one of our other snacks? Well, I guess the first thing we got ta do is get some water going here.. This is the Jetboil Micro which Collin is very proud of.. Apparently, what differentiates this from the other Jetboil this size is that it does more than just boil water.
You can actually cook with it. Come on buddy., Okay. I will try not to break it too much. I mean realistically.
If it wasn’t durable enough for me, then it’s probably not durable enough for you. You don’t really like it at that point.. Look at that. (, Collin, exclaims, ) Yeah, that is super cool Collin.. You haven’t used it at all. 60 seconds.
Yeah. Look at it, go! That’S crazy.! So let’s go with the spicy sausage Bolognese.! Oh there’s a little do not eat in there.. Should I take that oat first or what That actually smells pretty good.? Is this my lunch today? I should let Yvonne know.
I don’t need lunch today. Then. Then.
I just need to not burn myself. While I try to … ( man, chatters indistinctly ) Ooh, it’s insulated, but it’s hot.. No, no we’re good! We got this.
Do do do do do do do do.! Well, … (, exclaims ), It’s gon na burst., (, exclaims ) Hot steam.. Since this one takes 10 minutes as well, we might as well prep dessert. While we wait for our dinner to cook.
Cold water for this guy.. I don’t know if this actually looks as promising as the dinner. Stirred not shaken. ( Linus, stirring food ), All right. ( paper, rustling ) Time for some dinner. ( paper, rustling ), Okay, hello.
Come on., Come on., (, exclaims, ) there, it is., Oh oh., Oh Oh., I did not mix it enough, confirmed.! Well, David. You were right. And I was wrong. Well we’re gon na hope for the best here’cause.
I have now called off my lunch and Yvonne apparently gave it to someone else.. So this is what I’m eating. ( man laughs, ), That’s fine! It can’t be that bad. Just a little bit of like powdered stuff in it., Okay, we’re trying it.
We’re trying it.. Actually it still looks really hot. ( paper, rustling ). You hear that crunch [. Man, ] No.. I found some crunchy bits.
( man, laughs ). The taste is good though. [ Man ] That actually smells good.. That’S good., (, indistinct, ) wan na just break for lunch. I’ll. Just hang here.! Oh you got my donair, You freaking guy..
So that’s who’s. Getting my lunch., That’s actually not bad. ( phone ringing, ), Hey cell service, is back, which means the power should be coming back at pretty much any … And there it is..
We survived the techpocalypse.. This is a little bit of a different video from what we normally do, but thanks to Anker for sponsoring., It gave us a chance to look at some really cool tech outside of just computers for a change, so you can see their full lineup of power solutions. Chargers and really it’s a lot of power solutions, cables at the link down below.. If you guys enjoyed this video, maybe go check out the Nebula Cosmos unboxing on Short Circuit., That’s a sub-brand of Anker’s and that portable projector is super cool..
I wouldn’t have minded having that in the tech apocalypse. .