Hi, this is Wayne again with a topic “The consequences are REAL.”.
What the heck happened to my hair yeah. Do you, like my haircut, do you like the new? Well, i’m glad i can. I don’t tell you like forthrightness. I don’t want to thank you always i don’t think it’s like horrible, but i think it’s a clear, definite. Absolute downgrade uh, i mean and being a downgrade over doing nothing, no, no four months, but i don’t pretty rough.
I don’t necessarily agree with that, because there’s a lot of different like men’s hairstyles, that you can get away with that, are like attractive and are actually genuinely good, that take not be drinking, then take very little maintenance. Yes tell me, and you found it. I feel, like you, had hit your like apex. You had figured out your beard. Your beard was good.
Now it’s like smaller. I think i think you did. You trim the beard back.
Well, i didn’t oh, he did that too. Yes, yeah, it doesn’t look as good. So i feel, like you, had figured that out and then that’s downgraded and i feel like you had figured the hair out because you don’t like doing tons of maintenance with your hair. No, i don’t so you had something that worked really well and it was a package and it was good and you were doing good, so you’re saying basically and now it looks like someone who like and i’m on the down i’m on the down slope, i’m on The down slope now it looks like you like, saw someone else’s haircut that worked really well for them and you’re like i’m, going to take exactly that, even though it doesn’t work for me.
Okay, do you know what the video was because it sounds like you know what the video was. I actually don’t dennis, went to yvonne and asked her for a reference picture. The reference picture she chose was uh chris hemsworth like thor chris hemsworth, but with like the you know like like this one. You know.
Oh sorry, i swept it the wrong way. It doesn’t matter. The point is it’s supposed to go up a bit at the very least okay. She picked that dennis then had three hours of professional instruction from a top-tier hairdresser on dummies and everything learning to use all the tools to learn how to give that haircut.
Then he had one hour to execute that haircut, including beard trim on me, and obviously this is gon na, be a bit of a spoiler for you when show viewers, but i promise you. The journey is just as much fun as the destination, if not more so because there were some additional challenges. Some curveballs that i threw into dennis as part of the whole challenge, but i will say this: i have often gone to the hairdresser and not really understood why they do things.
The way that they do. Do you get it now. Is that the direction? No? Oh! I still don’t get it okay, because dennis did things that were like proper.
The way that a hairdresser would do it like, for example, do you use just like a guard and a trimmer and a shaver to trim your beard yeah? Okay, according to the hairdresser, you should never go against the grain. You always go with the grain, so been doing it wrong. Yeah. I don’t know how you you can’t get certain because it just flies. Well, let’s talk about that.
Okay, when i trim my beard, which i i think i’ve got down to pretty much a science, i think it’s been pretty good. It takes me about 110 seconds like it actually takes me pretty much. No, you have your guard length figured out yeah number four pretty much across the board.
I go a little easy here because i have like kind of a thin spot to be clear. Neither of us i’m assuming not exactly masters of beards. Oh, no, not at all. Take this: for that, don’t take the complete ignorant nonsense that it is okay, yeah yeah, but i just grab a number four.
I just go grab everything that everything that it will cut. You know kind of blend a little bit here. Try not to take off too much in that kind of weak spot right there and then i take off the guard. I fix up the cheeks and then i just kind of go and then i’m done. It actually takes me less than two minutes. Meanwhile, dennis following the the proper way of doing it, where you go down, managed to get as low as a number one without taking pretty much anything off and then he goes and he starts cutting freehand around the mustache, which was terrifying. Oh, like no guard, so i do that. Well, no guard, but not like, like i rest against my lip because it won’t cut it yeah.
So i i like use the lip as a as a as a guide. No, i mean free hand like like, like a pencil, just like oh, like holding my head and going like one slip and i’m looking like. I got like a bare spot here. You know what i mean it was madness.
Can i see the back of your head and can you take the headphones off and, like just turn a little bit, ditch the headphones off? How do i look? Okay? Okay, i need to yeah wow half an hour on this fade. Yeah! Yep! Okay, see i don’t! I don’t know, i know nothing about hair but like it doesn’t really seem like it’s blended, properly. Um because, like you can see the layers which i don’t think is like what’s supposed to happen, yeah, so i don’t know, you’ve got some stuff going on back here. Yeah yeah yeah yeah, i i don’t think dennis, was familiar with the concept of a cowlick which was interesting, okay, yeah and he kept saying. Oh, your hair is so thin and i’m like yeah dennis i’m not asian. I don’t have like coarse hair yeah, it’s thin.
Oh, it’s so curly like okay, hey, it’s not that curly! I’Ve got a bit of a wave, but it’s not curly and like yes, yes, i have. I have white guy hair. What do you want from me? That’S sort of what i was talking about, though, is like it doesn’t look like it was cut for you, which might be the problem with the the like the source, material or whatever, but, like honestly, the second i saw you because i ran into him in the Stairwell earlier today and the second i saw you, i was just like it’s just like more weird than anything because it just doesn’t. I don’t personally, i don’t think it suits you. This is great twitch chat. Twitch chat, be like wow lioness, balding af, bald spot above the right ear; no, no. No. That would be dennis’s hand to work. Wait what wait! What is this? Oh? No! No! That’S! Just! Okay! Okay! There we go yeah. So yes, some hairline receding, but no that’s not just like a bald spot. That’S just well! He didn’t really take any length off that too. It’S really long, the hair on the top of his head really long, but also like down the back like there’s hair.
That’S really long time. Well, he barely touched the top. He spent half an hour of his time on this fade. That is extremely uneven, like it goes from nothing to hello, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah and then probably another 10 minutes on the beard.
So the pole on float plane is showing 72 percent no good. Do not like the hair here i’ll share my screen with you guys: here’s uh, we have a new polling system on flow plane. Freaking amazing massive shout out, float plane team for putting that together. For us way easier to generate polls now um, but yeah, that’s uh.
Are you going to leave it? I have to that’s part of the. Like i mean that’s, that’s the rules you can’t have stakes see. I always talk to. I always talk to people internally about this.
I hate fakeness. I i hate fake reactions and fake pranks. I just i just didn’t know like okay, you have to hold it for the rest of the week or like what the fakeness that is online content in general. I was doomscrolling on facebook in the middle of the night.
Like i don’t know, it must have been a couple of months ago. It’S got to be one of the worst things to do scroll on pretty much. I came across this video. That’S like she surprised her. Her she, she surprised her husband with a visit from military duty or something and – and it’s this thing that she’s wearing, like like an old man like a rubber mask and like dressed up as someone else entirely and he’s a doctor and he’s like sitting working. His computer and she manages to completely strip down her costume to like her. Her army is working while he’s supposedly working and not noticing any of this and i’m sitting. This has like 20 million views.
Of course, like just just and i’m sitting here going. I was watching it as part of like i continued watching it. I i figured out it was fake immediately, but i was continuing watching it just to kind of see what are people watching you know, reading the comments right, there’s some people where they’re like commenting like they’re playing along obviously but there’s a lot. You look at it and you go no unironically you.
You don’t realize that this is just a complete setup. I don’t i don’t get it anyway. I refuse i refuse to participate in it. So a big part of the the challenge i think for channel super fun. For me is that the stakes like the the scale of stakes, for you, know fun like skit or prank, or challenge videos on youtube has been thrown so far out of whack by both people, who are just actually wild and willing to go to just unbelievable extremes. For their content and people who fake the consequences right yeah, so as a you know, actual company with an employee agreement and work safe policies, we can’t really like we can’t really compete, but what we can do is we can be genuine about what we do. Yeah and so from my point of view, unless i actually had to live with the haircut for some substantial period of time, so there’s no stakes, there’s no there’s no risk and if there’s no risk, there’s no tension, and so what’s the substantial period of time. So like how long at least a few weeks before i touch it up, yeah because i like, are you worried about a decrease in in video views? Should you use old pictures of you as thumbnail? Did you just say to me, so i think your genuine.
You know your appeal may have gone down. I have ever told you the story about how i went from one hairdresser to another hairdresser, because the first one was so bad. I don’t think so.
It sounds like a really compelling tale, though please i, i decided, like oh i’ll i’ll, go to like a nice hairdresser, because i’ve always gone to like just really like very cheap ones, so, like i’ll go to a really nice hairdresser, so i went there. They did the haircut. I wasn’t really super. I was already like yeah whatever, but i realized, as i was walking out, that they never did the mirror things. You can see the back your head and, as i was getting in the car, i just brushed the back of my head and realized that she did literally nothing like.
It was super long. So i just drove to my previous hairdresser – and i was like yeah – i’m not gon na like explain this, but if you can like fix what happened, that would be awesome that was sweet as part of this video. The hairdresser. That trained dennis actually said that whatever he screwed up, i could go in and she would fix it.
But, like i said yeah you got ta, you got, ta live with it for a certain amount of time for sure. Yes, i i think two to three weeks is probably the right amount of time for me to have emo linus videos going up it’s just so long, it’s very long. It’S very long! I’M being very mean, though, and i think the community’s with me here. I don’t know how to post polls, but i’m sure someone will post it for me.
Oh you can’t do you need the main screen? Oh okay, main screen turn on uh. No, oh, okay, okay, luke too mean yes, i got ta. I got ta roast it if, if this situation was swapped, you would be going in just as hard, if not no way. Yes yeah.
I have never gone this hard at you about anything, and that is that is the god’s honest truth. Don’T believe that at all, i’m gon na vote no on this you’re gon na vote. No, yes, okay flow plane whose side are you on here? Probably mine? Clearly, luke he’s a rude mean guy and you guys are really not giving me the support that i feel that i deserve yeah. You know what i don’t even think, he’s a rude mean guy, i think he’s a nice guy who does rude mean things i’m not mad. I’M just disappointed floatplane, that’s funny. Thanks for watching and thanks to seeker lab for sponsoring this week’s clips secret lab chairs are engineered to keep you comfy and with up to five years of warranty and a 49-day return policy you’re covered. If anything goes wrong head to the link in the description to get your secret lab chair today, .