Oh, Snap

Oh, Snap

Hi, this is Wayne again with a topic “Oh, Snap”.
Unfortunately, while you were clicking on this, video AI achieved super intelligence and replaced all of us. This is a simulation. You are in a video game, I’m the master chief this morning, Microsoft and their Partners finally unveiled a hefty lineup of laptops, powered by qualcomm’s, heavily hyped 12 core Snapdragon X, Elite and 10 core X chips based on the arm architecture, rather than x86 they’re meant to Usher in a arm-based revolution for Windows, PCS, just like Apple’s m one did for Max and based on early Impressions, it kind of looks like they might. It’S been a long time since I felt excited about Windows laptops. It feels weird. I don’t like it Microsoft’s calling these new Snapdragon X, powerered, laptops, co-pilot plus PCS, replacing the AI PCS code, name but jokes on them, because I don’t want to use either of those phrases. However, the company said more co-pilot plus PCS will be coming later, powered by Intel and AMD chips as long as they achieve a minimum of 40 trillion operations per second or tops which their current chips cannot, but more on that later, the other things that make a Co-Pilot plus PC are access to the most advanced AI models to power, a suite of new software features and all day battery life. Although some manufacturers already claimed to last for multiple days before the other ones were like: okay, okay, Lenovo. No, just just wait! Sorry, we don’t usually let them talk all in all the battery life numbers. I’Ve seen are quite impressive, we’re talking 17 to 20 plus hours depending on the model and the task, but many of these notebooks reportedly outperform an M3 MacBook Air. Also, I don’t know why. I forgot to put this in the script, but Microsoft showed the Snapdragon X Elite in the surface laptop and Surface Pro beating out the M3 MacBook Air uh in both single and multi-threaded performance, and why would they lie? The laptop lineup is by the redesigned Surface Pro and surface laptop. I didn’t say, numbers there, because Microsoft wanted these to be like Macbook, so bad. They copied Apple’s horrible tradition of hiding the exact model name unless you dig for it in the settings somewhere where apparently they’re listed as the Surface Pro 11th Edition and surface laptop 7th edition, not to be confused with the Surface Pro 10 and Surface Pro 6 for Business that were launched back in March, those have Intel processors. They are bad and dirty, don’t think about them. Instead, Microsoft said these new surfaces perform 80 to 90 % faster than their non-b business predecessors.

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The Surface Pro 9 and surface laptop 5 and they’ve got Hardware upgrades a haptic, touchpad and smaller bezels on both the 13.8 and 15in versions of the laptop and a new flex keyboard that works while detached from the Surface Pro, which also Sports a 13-in OLED display. For the first time, both machines start at ,000, bucks, which indicates how much confidence Microsoft has in these new chips and they’re. Not the only ones HP is revamping their entire PC lineup, killing its existing branding names like Spectre, Pavilion, dragonfly and envy new consumer HP. Notebooks will be called Omni books, which is sure to steal some of the MacBook crowd. It’S Omni. It can do it all. I mean they’ll they’ll get that right. Meanwhile, their more business e notebooks will be called Elite books with, of course, various suffixes HP announced. One of each powered by a Snapdragon X Elite Dell has also gone all in announcing the first XPS 13, which is somewhat widely viewed as the MacBook of Windows, PCS to feature a non-intel processor there’s also an Inspiron 14 and 14 plus featuring the Snapdragon X and Two latitude models from Lenovo: we got a yoga slim 7×1, 14 gen 9 and a ThinkPad t14s Gen 6.

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You know those models. Asus announced a Vivo book S15 Acer showed off the Swift. 14, Ai and Samsung showed off its galaxy book 4 Edge, which you definitely want.

Okay, you guys you want this, but just in case you don’t we’re going to throw in a free, 50-in TV, not really matching the confidence of some of those other laptop makers. Okay, but what about the new co-pilot powered AI goodies in Windows? Well, whether this is a goodie or not depends on how you feel about privacy, co-pilot plus PCS will have access to recall, which captures and locally stores a snapshot of everything you do on your PC. Every few seconds which you can ask co-pilot to retrieve later sounds like you, have the ability to block recall from capturing certain things, but I mean no promises. Okay, it’s a curious little AI. It might take a little peek anyways, a little Scamp there’s also super resolution, which will upscale support, games and, of course, the co-pilot assistant itself, which can edit files in file explorer and watch your screen. Giving you pointers on how to do apparently, almost anything, even crafting certain items in Minecraft. That’S thanks to the assistant’s new support for open ai’s natively, multimodal GPT 4, as well as multiple state-of-the-art AI models, including Microsoft’s own small language models.

Microsoft says there are now over 40. Such models integrated deeply into Windows 11 on arm because remember windows on arm used to suck, but it’s now got a new kernel and compiler as well as a new arm to x86 emulator called prism. Microsoft really didn’t talk about prism, that much which doesn’t exactly Inspire confidence, but who needs it anyway. 87 % of the total app minutes people spend in apps today have native arm versions. So whatever and it’s true native arm versions of Adobe, Photoshop, Lightroom Firefly and express will launch with these new notebooks with Premier Pro and illustrator coming in the summer and a handful of AI features in other apps were discussed as well. But this just leaves me wondering what about Intel.

Their current chips cannot meet the co-pilot plus PC’s Topps requirements. Well, team blue actually released a teaser this morning for their upcoming lunar Lake chips, which should hit 45 tops on the npu loone and 60 plus, with help from the CPU and GPU, so that right there should stop this arm Revolution dead. You can enjoy arm day. All you want leg day is coming and get someone else to come. Pick up your old graphics card like today’s sponsor Jawa.

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Are you ready? Okay? Does that sound good Oliver he’s angry open AI is working to pause, the use of Sky the voice. They chose to demo GPT 40’s real-time capabilities, which many viewers compared to Scarlett Johansson’s voice in the movie her, even though scarjo gave more calmly intrigued instead of obvious emotional manipul wow so cute, I date me Apple has released version 17.5, point1 of both iOS and iPad. Os, which the company says, should fix that pesky bug from last week that caused deleted photos and, in some cases, nudes to reappear in the main photos. Library Apple says the cause was database corruption and not a harmless mischievous prank by Tim Cook, oh where’, those come from got you.

Have you bought your mom an iPhone? Yet at its IO 2024 conference, Google talked to Android developers about its engage SDK, a feature that offers a software surface from which devs can entice users to resume interacting with a specific part of their apps, like promoting a particular shopping deal or a new music recommendation. Feature it can really enhance the way that it it’s. This is ADS. Notifications Aren’t Enough. Android is going to to have a separate feed or something where devs can show you ads for their app come back.

You didn’t you didn’t check this thing out. I’M good and neuralink has gotten the go-ahead from the FDA to implant. A second person with the company’s brain computer interface, the first recipient Nolan Arbok, was heartbroken when around 85 % of the threads in his implant came loose, causing him to lose some functionality.

Neuralink has since stabilized and optimized the remaining threads, bringing back much of arb’s cyber kinetic abilities, but the incident is sure to make any applicants think twice about signing up to get a computer sewn into their brain. Let’S just hope: neuralink doesn’t pull a Tesla elon’s other company which just dropped its year old support for steam in the cybertruck. The games are too crazy.

Now we can’t do it. Hey, that’s not even a fair comparison, they’re completely different companies. Well, you better come back on Wednesday, so you can give me a real piece of your mind, although Maybe just keep all the pieces of your mind together, I heard that having them come apart, isn’t Fun. .