Hi, this is Wayne again with a topic “Intel’s CRAZY Photonics Chip…”.
Intel just unveiled Puma a photonic chip that sounds less like a real thing and more like an April Fool’s joke. From the time before most tech companies decided that was cringe, Razer didn’t get the memo, I’m Riley Murdoch. This is techlinked and you might want to sit down, as I tell you that the Prototype CPU Intel showed off at hot chips. 2023 is based on a custom risk architecture with eight cores and 66 threads per core for a frankly offensive. 528 total threads, modern x86 CPUs usually only have two threads per core, but that hasn’t always been the case. Intel’S old Xeon Phi could do four threads per core IBM’s Powerade could do eight and Sons spark chips, thought they were fancy going up to 16., but adding threads makes each thread weaker and a ton of weak threads wouldn’t benefit most workloads today, except for the petabyte Scale workloads Intel has designed this CPU to tackle with its one terabyte per second of data, throughput and Optical interconnects between chips, so they can be connected together in eight socket server, sleds that in turn connect to each other to create Sam Altman’s, wet dream, Pam Anderson. What are you doing here? She’S, like made of silicon iFixit, is taking the right to repair fight to McDonald’s, because everyone deserves a burger with all the Fixins. No, the target here is McDonald’s, notoriously unreliable ice cream machines. I fix it bought and tore down. One of the machines which aren’t terribly complex. The problem is that they’re prone to overheating not ideal in an ice cream machine and their error codes are just simply baffling. Employees have tried to read the effing manual, but the manual appears to have been written by an infinite number of chimpanzees, with a grudge against the working class. The machines are built and must be repaired by Taylor, which is either an ice cream machine company or a 19 year old sorority sister Taylor. Taylor is infamously slow to respond to repair requests, probably because she’s so busy with cheer practice. This is based on a personal experience of yours, Jessica. Okay, despite that 25 of Taylor’s profits come from service technician, call-outs, which cost 315 dollars per 15 minutes of work. That’S like 1200 an hour franchisees would obviously prefer to work with a cheaper, more responsive repair service, but the dmca is what allowed Taylor to put in a digital lock that prevents anyone else from getting in there.
So now iFixit is petitioning the copyright office for an exemption that allows third-party repair workers to fix these machines and for Congress to fix the dmca in general, because working at McDonald’s is already punishment. Enough YouTube will be changing its Community guidelines policy so that creators can get violation, warnings removed from their Channel if they complete an educational training course. The course is intended to explain YouTube’s content policies and help creators avoid future infractions kind of like sensitivity, training for live streamers, which, which many of them desperately need. If creators complete the course and go 90 days without violating the same policy again, then the warning will be lifted prior to this change.
That one-time warning would simply stick around forever, increasing the risk that if a Creator accidentally fell afoul of the rules again years in the future, it might lead to a formal strike against the channel according to YouTube more than 80 percent of creators who receive a warning. Never violate their policies again, and I guess they think that last 20 percent are repeat offenders because they simply didn’t know being racist is bad. No one told me, but not every flagged. Video deserves it due to the sheer scope of YouTube.
It’S sometimes nebula’s guidelines and its limited number of human content moderators. It’S unfortunately easy for videos to get inappropriately flagged as inappropriate. If that happens at least the falsely accused will have the opportunity to think about what they haven’t done now, it’s time for quick bits brought to you by Enlisted the most historically accurate World War II, multiplayer shooter enlisted is available on Playstation, Xbox and PC. So everyone can take part in the action that traumatize their ancestors battle through several different campaigns from World War II and work with your team to strategize to achieve Victory with large-scale battles and destructible environments enlisted strives for full immersion without all the pesky PTSD head to The link below and start playing enlisted for free you’ll also get a free bonus.
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Asus has declared that the rumors of the zenfone’s demise have been greatly exaggerated. The company says they have a strong commitment to their smartphone business and even potentially teased a Zenfone 11 release in 2024, so maybe we can finally get Riley to stop crying. I did just in time to film this. Thank God.
Elon Musk live streamed, a demonstration of Tesla’s updated full self-driving beta, which impressively uses only cameras and algorithmic intelligence, rather than also relying on other sensors like lidar and radar, which they removed from the Cars during the demo, musk sat in the driver’s seat filming on his Cell phone and interacting with commenters, in violation of automated driving policies put in place by none other, then Tesla. At one point, the car attempted to accelerate through a red light, requiring musk to look up from his phone and intervene. So inconvenient police will not be issuing a ticket for distracted driving because, despite the thousands and thousands of witnesses, if it doesn’t happen in front of the police, it doesn’t count. Google is launching duet AI for workspace, which is basically Microsoft’s co-pilot AI for Microsoft, 365.
In both function and price, but you get to choose which multi-billion company gets your money after the free trial, duet will cost thirty dollars per month per user for large organizations, which is exactly how much Microsoft charges. However, there’s no word yet if duet will be able to sing the share part of I Got You Babe at your company’s annual karaoke night. The only thing I would really use it for so I don’t see the point right now. The FBI announced they were able to dismantle and destroy the quackbot botnet, a network of infected computers responsible for worldwide ransomware attacks and other cyber crimes.
The FBI LED operation duck hunt, that’s real identified; 700 000 infected computers worldwide and disrupted it by tricking those computers into downloading an uninstaller from FBI servers which must have come packaged with a gif of the Super Nintendo dog laughing in your face. But actually I think that would require the FBI to have the sense of humor that they inevitably lost by seeing what you all do in front of your webcams. I used to love spying on the populace, and now I I didn’t even know that you could do that with a cantaloupe and after nearly a year of waiting, meta’s virtual avatars finally have legs. The beta for the new limbs will roll out and Quest home over the next few weeks, but not in Horizon worlds, where players will continue to resemble a levitating Lieutenant Dan, but with significantly less existential angst.
There are still a few issues to buff out. For example, you can see your Avatar’s legs if you look into a virtual mirror, but not if you look down at your own hovering virtual torso, it’s all in your head man. Your reflected Avatar, also doesn’t track when you crouch. Instead, the camera just sinks about a foot and leaves you staring at your own digital belly button, which honestly I’ve wanted to do my whole life, it’s so hard.
That sounds weird and all this, after only 11 months of development. Truly, we live in an Age of Wonders. The developers wanted to work on the feature, but Mark Zuckerberg just keeps challenging everyone to bouts of Jiu Jitsu with a senior on that later.
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