Hi, this is Wayne again with a topic “I’m ALMOST sad for Apple…”.
Hey, how does tech news get made? Okay? Well, you see when uh, when I’m, when a man and another man and then there’s a third man who points the camera at it. You know what I’ll explain it to you when you’re older two years after its CEO called Bitcoin a fraud JP Morgan has announced it will launch its own cryptocurrency called JPM coin. It will reportedly be the world’s first cryptocurrency, backed by a major US bank, unlike Bitcoin or aetherium, whose value is dependent on the fluctuations of their own ecosystems. Jpm coin will be a stable coin or a cryptocurrency that derives its value from another stable asset.
That stable asset is the US dollar, so one DPM coin will always be worth one. Us dollar JP Morgan says they transfer more than 16 trillion dollars around the world. Every day for their clients, so the new cryptocurrency will be used to simplify and facilitate faster transactions.
Crypto enthusiasts are, unsurprisingly, a bit skeptical of the mega banks. Move because, like what now is every bank just gon na have its own cryptocurrency? How many JPM coins is one Wells, Fargo Buckworth I mean on the plus side. Jpm coin gives some more legitimacy to cryptocurrency, but then at the risk of angering everyone who uses cryptocurrency and then removing a lot of the benefit of cryptocurrency, which was that you didn’t have to be reliant on JP freakin Morgan.
This Segway doesn’t work because I ad libbed a bit there, but that’s fine, because open AI, the artificial intelligence startup, backed by Elon Musk, could have taken that previous sentence that I said and written its own Segway based on just watching my videos. This thing is freaking. Incredible so they showed off a new AI model called GPT which can write extremely convincing news stories and even works of fiction with just one or two sentences of input to get it started. The system was trained on more than 10 million articles and stories collected from reddit posts with more than three upvotes, but it doesn’t really do much fact-checking it just kind of rates from the heart. You know man like from the heart, so here’s a crazy thing, open AI thinks that GPT too, is so good that it’s too dangerous to release to the public, because it could easily be used to create an unending stream of fake news articles or it could be Used to generate hundreds of positive online reviews for a product like this fantastic LTT, stealth, hoodie that I’m wearing right now. So I guess the thing here is until we can develop an AI conscience, it’s probably best for GPT to to stay in its room for now. Think about what it did Nintendo unleashed a torrent of game news in its direct presentation on Wednesday.
Super Mario maker 2 is coming to the switch along with Dragon Quest 11, a 3d remaster of legend of zelda links, awakening and astral chain. The new game from the developers of Nier automata Fire Emblem three houses is a strategy RPG with a bit of Harry Potter, thrown in for fun and anunnaki is the latest game from Tokyo, RPG Factory. Perhaps the most interesting news, though, was the fact that Tetris is now a battle where I thought this was fake. Tetris is a battle.
Royale game. Are you for real? Surprisingly, it’s not just a gimmick. People are actually really enjoying Tetris 99, but the thing is like really: why do we have to make? Why don’t have to take a nice puzzle game and like make it about destroying our competitors? What’S wrong with us? Can’T we just play Tetris like next to each other, without fighting. No, it’s time for quibble bits brought to you by the mass drive x, sennheiser, pc, 37 x, gaming headset! That’S right, my friends! Why sit next to your friends in game when you consider at your own house, in the comfort of your own chair with a headset and talk to them that way, math drop and sennheiser worked together to make the pc 37 x even better than ever before. It’S got angled drivers, it’s got an open back design with excellent locational accuracy and a noise cancelling microphone so go check it out. It’S 1 1999 for a limited time at mass drop. It’S a linked in the video description on to the cuddly bites. Apple has been banned from selling the iPhone 7 and 8 in Germany ever since a German Court cited with baulkham in a patent dispute, but now Apple is trying to resume sales of the older models in Germany, after modifying them to use Qualcomm modems instead of Intel Ones, that’s the only way the company can get around the legal restrictions that were imposed by Qualcomm successful lawsuit. Now I’m not usually inclined to feel bad for Apple, but this this gets me pretty close real close, like almost Nubia the company behind the dual-screen Nubia X, has shown off a flexible phone watch thing. It’S a wrist mounted device with a long, flexible display and front facing camera called the Nubia Alpha.
The company showed a preview of the device at Ethan Berlin last fall, but we should see more information at Mobile World Congress in a couple of weeks. I’M having a hard time here is it? Is it ugly or just unsettling, oh, by the way, speaking of the future, remember Android tablets. That was the past. Those are fun, no wait. They’Re not dead. Wow Samsung just announced the Galaxy Tab s5e with a metal construction and slim bezels that call to mind the design of the latest iPad pros it’ll ship with Android 9 PI out of the box modified with the company’s new one UI and we’ll start at 399.
Us that’s very nice, Samsung good luck with that. Lg phones aren’t really known for their drastic technological innovations. Actually some of them have been pretty pretty groundbreaking, but anyway, whether you think they have or they haven’t. You will be surprised because the upcoming LG g8 think is gon na be packin a pretty big technological innovation, a vibrating screen.
Now the phone will have actual speakers on the back, but front-facing sound will come from the crystal sound OLED or CS. Oh, the audio will be so amazing that you’ll be able to see it. That’S how it works. No, that’s not how it works.
I’Ve seen this before it’s very cool, it’s very cool the screen vibrates but like it doesn’t look like it’s like vibrating, it’s just yeah and it sounds. It sounded pretty good on a TV anyway, and Amazon is getting into electric vehicles. The tech giant is leading an investment of 7 million dollars into Rivi in’, a startup developing a line of fully electric pickup trucks and suv’s fun fact: Amazon, CEO Jeff Bezos also owns Blue Origin, the rocket company Elon Musk owned SpaceX and Tesla. So I guess what we’re seeing here is just like a billionaire like dick-measuring contest.
You know it’s like. Oh yeah. I’Ve got a football team. Oh yeah, you know I’m gon na go get a football team.
You know. I see your football team raise you one. Electric car company – you know what I’m gon na make electric trucks because electric cars are for. When are you making an electric car heavens we’re out of time? Thank you for tuning in to this episode of tech. Linked um, but don’t worry Monday is the day as well and there will be tech news on Monday. Presumably I mean it’s a holiday up here, but but Riley Riley doesn’t get holidays. .