Hi, this is Wayne again with a topic “if smartphone commercials were honest.”.
Hi, my name is aaron from passionfruit and my team has been working tirelessly over the last 45 minutes to bring you our next generation product iphone me iphoney, 24 max pro plus 5g. It’S our best phone ever don’t check the reviews here at passionfruit we we ran out of things to do on the front of the phone, so we turned to the back with three beautiful finishes: each crafted from a single piece introducing solar eclipse, lunar solstice, ashen, volcano And my personal favorite black, so simple, so beautiful, we can’t wait for you to try them, but we also know that you don’t really care because you’re gon na put a case on it anyways. So we came up with three stunning case designs, starting at just 50. Charcoal black burnt wood and roasted potato the iphoney 24 max pro plus 5g fold. It might look like our last model, but it is four percent faster, so buy this phone, buy our last phone, put them side by side, open a benchmark and enjoy the improvements.
You’Re welcome passionfruit, because passion is something that you should have yeah and you know what samsung we’ve added 128 gigabytes of ram to our phone. Take that for a spec sheet. Oh and don’t worry, it won’t be wasted, we’ve pre-installed, 76 stock applications and they will not stop running in the background like ever, you might have seen how google phones can take amazing photos with just one camera. Well, we’re not google.
So we put six cameras on the back of our phone and because we love two megapixel macro cameras, we put two of them on here. Okay, that was a lie. Four of them are macro cameras, but that still leaves two main sensors. Okay, fine they’re.
All macro accounts: are you happy, but look at it this way. Every time you click that button, your phone takes six identical photos, you’ll, never forget those memories and who really needs to be able to take photos of landscapes and faces when you can take close-up shots of fingernails and eyebrows and noses the world through. A new perspective is that is that what the photos look like? Can you can you change it? I’M on camera? It’S embarrassing, just change the to. We really think of everything we really think of you’ve seen fast charging you’ve seen warp charging forget about them today. We’Re introducing direct sun, the i phony wait, doesn’t phony mean something here at passionfruit. We we love money, we are customers, we love customers.
So if you thought your existing headphones, wouldn’t work, you’d be wrong. All you need to do is to buy the passion, adapter and just there’s no there’s no ports on the phone. What are they they can’t and that’s why it’s brilliant that we worked day and night, not in one go to create our very own wireless earphones, the air pods max, oh, get a call from tim cook, one second, this happens quite regularly: hi yeah, yeah, okay. We we can’t call them that introducing the air pads max, we don’t have bluetooth, yeah, well, music’s overrated, and you know here at passionfruit. We don’t just want some of your money, we want all of it, so don’t just buy our phone, buy our back. Massager buy our lawnmower, buy our underwear, seamless connectivity, the the ecosystem, artificial intelligence.
We haven’t talked about artificial intelligence. Yet did you know our phone has ai? We love talking about ai. In fact, you could say ai is our passion fruit. Our phone learns intelligently from your behavior and uses it to ping you every five seconds when you’re, not using it ai ai, ai there.
I said it three more times and now for what you came for here is what your favorite reviewers think about. Iphoney. We didn’t blackmail them, hey, how’s, it going dave2d here, so we are looking at the world’s most powerful, most feature-rich, fully loaded smartphone. This is the passionfruit iphone 24 max pro plus 5g fold, and the hardware on this thing is just on another level. I just really love that it feels like passion, fruit, getting a little more competitive with this iphone. I’M mr mobile – and this is a first look at the passion, fruit iphoney.
This really is one of the most advanced smartphones in the world and, oh boy, does this passion, fruit, iphoney, look crazy, we love it. The media loves it. I’M proud today to announce that iphone e can be purchased from just 499 and the storage option will be 599 and if you’d, like the one without adverts, you can always stretch to the iphone e12 pro plus max 5g fold, ultra 2, 500 plus talents and shipping And if you’d like a battery, then you can, if it’s too expensive, don’t worry we at passionfruit, we are a company of the people. We believe that every person on this planet should be entitled to a passion, so just subscribe to passion plus and you can have the phone free available at selected participating retailers only subscription service starts at ten dollars per person per hour, dongle sold separately. What’S that you wan na you want a charger in the box charity to you as a final touch. We decided to to let our users reconnect with nature.
We decided to to not put a distracting super amoled display on the front of the phone. We we, we didn’t put a display on the phone, digital well-being. We did this for you, we’re even covering this phone with our no qualms return policy. If you have any problems, return it to our store and we’ll keep it no qualms. That’S my promise. That is our promise to you passion fruit, because what did i say last time? Passion is something that you should have all right guys. If you enjoyed this video, a sub to the channel would be absolutely badass and i’m not trying to target any particular company. I just sort of took a few trends exaggerated them for a bit of fun.
So yeah thanks for watching my name is aaron. This is mr who’s, the boss and i’ll catch you in the next one. You .