Hi, this is Wayne again with a topic “brb, new Ryzen just dropped”.
Oh, no, I don’t have any tech news., Oh ah, but of course I do. [ cameraman ] Got’em got’em. Yes, I got’em. [ Cameraman, ] Fuck, you got me too..
Could you imagine [ Cameraman ]? I almost cut the camera. ( Riley laughing ). It’S not quite time for AMD to release a completely new generation of Ryzen CPUs., So instead they’ve confirmed rumors that they’ll be fleshing out the current gen Ryzen 5000 and last gen 4000 lineup. Filling in the gaps a little bit. You know just like grandma used to do. (, both laughing ) [ Cameraman, ] Yeah., You know like grandma, would make the good food for you. Like fill in you like you’re, skin and bones eat, something., (, cameraman, laughs, ), [, Cameraman, ] Hi Riley have some More. (, Riley, laughs, ), The most exciting part, is the previously announced Ryzen. 7 5800 X3D, the first chip to feature AMD’s 3D V-Cache, which will launch on four 20, because it’s performance, is-, [, Cameraman, ] Nice., It’s gon na be lit..
It’S gon na get buzzed.. It’S not a thread ripper but-, [ Cameraman, ] You’re gon na get ripped. Alongside that processor will be six additional chips from the Ryzen 3 4100 up to the Ryzen 7 5700X.
That will hopefully give budget gamers more options to maybe hopefully build a PC in this gabe forsaken, time. And there’s. Another bonus AMD is officially adding support for 5,000 series chips on 300 series motherboards., So you might not even have to buy a new board, meaning you’re free to spend that money on whatever just gets you sloshed dude, whatever loopy you know like whoa., Wow, [ Cameraman, ] Thanks AMD. Thanks boo.. Oh it’s James Guys, James, is here now..
Microsoft is weathering criticism once again for going and sticking ads in places they don’t belong, namely the Windows 11 File Explorer. An enthusiast called Florian tweeted, a screenshot showing a banner ad for Microsoft. Editor.. What [ Cameraman ] File explorian File, explorian., (, Riley, laughs, ), [, Cameraman, ] Florian., What I was almost there in my brain.. He was shown a banner ad for Microsoft Editor when he was just trying to navigate his documents’ folder.. I mean that’s hard enough, especially the way he keeps it.. Ah, there’s an audacity folder in there. Like do you click it Like, ah come on ( Riley, laughs ) Before you get mad about Microsoft. Having the audacity to do this again, the company said the banner was actually supposed to be disabled in that insider build and it’s just something: they’re testing, internally. [ Cameraman ] For now.
Yeah., But, given that every attempt by Microsoft to shoehorn ads like this into windows, Is met with the same response, you’d think they’d learn., Maybe try Edge. And PC gamers have waited patiently for Intel’s gaming, GPUs. And now they’re. Finally, here in two weeks and in laptops., Yep team.blue has announced a launch event for the company’s first Arc. Alchemist discrete graphics cards on March 30th at 8:00 AM Pacific time..
The first GPU to arrive on the market will reportedly be the A370M which will feature up to two times the performance of Intel’s integrated graphics without changing the basic laptop form factor.. So that’s it’s cool.. I dunno. [ Cameraman, ] Laptops. Laptops..
Look! These GBUs will bring support for advanced features like ray tracing Intel’s own XeSS, AI-powered, super sampling-, [ Cameraman, ] XX.. Is that what we’re calling it [ Cameraman ]? I don’t know. And other features, but if it’s not in the form of a physical thing, I can slide into a tower, then it’s hard to get excited.. I just like taking the muscles.
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Chrome Aficionados got a little excited when a Google rep at the tech giants. Google for Games Developer Summit casually mentioned that the Steam alpha for Chromebooks just launched.. There are also a lot more ways to play. Video games with Chromebooks., For example, the Steam alpha just launched, Turns out that’s not true yet., But the incident did confirm that the alpha is coming soon., So get ready to turn Chromebook into a poem book. ( mimics explosives, ) Mark Zuckerberg, just announced at South by Southwest that Meta is working on bringing NFTs to Instagram in the near term, because, yes, the platform can be pretty toxic right now, but we’re talking rookie numbers., We got ta, get those numbers up. And who knows numbers better than apes., In fact we’re apes..
So that says it all. Better, buy it now before it gets. Hot Microsoft has finally released the API for direct storage., It’s technology that enables faster load times and bigger game worlds for the public after launching the developer preview.
Last year. Tech like this exists on the current gen Xbox’s and the PS 5, but this API will allow any game developer to implement the feature on Windows 10 or 11. [ Cameraman ]. You can’t catch up, PC, gaming. Yeah, but it’s pretty nice.. I mean it’s not every day you get a story, that’s just like.
Oh games will be better now.. Nice. Tesla has fired an employee, John Bunnell for posting, a video showing his model three hitting a bike. Lane divider, while in full self-driving mode Bunnell, says he recorded the video in his personal vehicle using software that he paid for off of company time and property., But Tesla still called the video a conflict of interest.. The interest here on Tesla’s part being in preventing normies from seeing the Tesla cars still don’t have full self-driving capability, many years after it was promised.. It’S finally gon na release one day and we’ll just open the hood up and Elon is in there just moving in. [ Cameraman ]. They fired him for being so stupid. (, Riley, laughs, ) And, in a rare instance of the US Senate, actually doing something a bill called the sunshine protection act was unanimously approved yesterday, which would make daylight savings time permanent across the country, if approved by the house, And President Biden [ Cameraman ] Biden, he looks like a snowbird..
He loves the sun.. Is that related Going for vacation, [ Cameraman ], You know., You know. (, Riley, laughs, ), Guys, I’m not joking..
This episode is over.. Come back on Friday for more tech, news. I’ll try to scrape around and find some..
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