Hi, this is Wayne again with a topic “Bigger Banana?”.
We’Re going to the producer cam Dan, you ready yep all right, here’s our live merch message from one of our contest: winners who picked up the 3D down jacket and won a trip to lmg headquarters. How was the tour today say? It was good. It was good. Okay say what you’re actually think now it was eye opening eye opening. Oh, oh boy, that’s uh! That’S loaded! Oh, my all right feel free to hit me with your merch message. Okay, have you ever considered making your bananas for scale pet, friendly and then larger for larger dogs? Well, first of all, I take offense at the second part of your question, because no, I cannot make a banana for scale.
That is larger, because then we wouldn’t have any sense of the scale plantain for scale ooh. They do have tiny bananas too. You know what I personally would feel pretty good about tiny ban bananas.
The larger bananas make me feel uncomfortable. So if you’re talking about smaller bananas, I think I could get on board with that larger bananas. On the other hand, that’s where I draw the line plantains and micro bananas. I think they’d be normalized bananas, oh okay! I think we could make you tried to get them almost got them.
I’M learning I’m learning! Okay. As long as you don’t let my wife see the bigger bananas, it’s probably okay or Bunches of bananas. Yeah, don’t let her see Bunches of them um. In all seriousness, though, I think that making, I think making them pet safe, is probably beyond the scope of what the banana for scale is.
Although I have been wrong about the banana for scale before, I was actually a strong opponent of the banana for scale product. I thought it was kind of stupid um. I have been proven wrong over and over and over again, not only did we place the initial order and sell through all of them. We have reordered multiple times now in six different colors people love the banana for scale.
Uh, whether it’s the just Charming cuteness or the innuendo, they just they love it Luke. What are you? What are you up to? I I I looked up like what does it take to make a pet safe plushy, because I was thinking like the amount of dog toys that are literally just like stuffed from the store? Oh, no, those are bad yeah. I know okay, but I was like. I wonder what it takes and then there was this one thread which is what fabric is safe for dog toys. It was ballistic, nylon and Cordura, and I was like whoa so here I am. I wouldn’t take that so here I am being called out of touch for my $ 250 winter jacket and you want me to make a $ 250 banana cord for your dog, like dog, invulnerable banana, my goodness kind of kind of a good idea, you’re going to Get me in trouble, you might might be uh, Google, pet industry, uh sales. Okay. In all seriousness, though, I actually have had a pet product in the works for many years.
Yes um, but Luke I’m going to lose half the audience again as a cat person yeah. Why don’t you just release both of them at the same time, one for dogs, one for cats and then make it like a voting system and then show little bars that go up. So you just love gamifying anything engagement, oh man, so that yeah see viewership is plummeting Luke. I admitted I’m a cat person.
Now we’re done we’re out. Thanks to you, I’m a dog person. Thanks to you, we’ve lost our B you’re. A bird person is what you are, I’m still a dog person m. My birds are great, I’m still a dog, okay, all right, they will live, they will be in a good home. Oh W! No, that’s not fair! That’S not fair! Fair! That’S not fair! That’S not! Fair, that’s not fair! You can’t do that.
You can’t do that. You can’t do that. I will take your birds right now. You can’t do that and you will get two dogs.
You can’t do that. They will look like birds. I will generate them with AI. You can’t do that because that’s that’s that’s not. Are you more uh? Are you more into dogs or or Birds? That’S like. Are you willing to abandon something that you’re responsible? No, they will be in a good home you’re, not abandoning them.
No, it’s I. I have taken responsibility of these small creatures and I will treat them appropriately. That’S why I keep my kids all right.
Let’S move on to our next topic here, thanks so much enjoy the show. .