Hi, this is Wayne again with a topic “Apple Actually Pulled It Off”.
Apple’S WWDC keynote ended with one more thing that took up almost half the length of the live stream. I’M Riley this is techlinked, and this is the Vision Pro Apple’s long rumored headset. That Tim Cook is a little too excited about the mixed reality. Headset starts at 3 500, but it’ll cost more if you wear glasses, because you’ll apparently have to buy prescription lens inserts for the crime of being born into a weak genetic line. I messed up and already had a kid Apple is telling me that was a mistake. The Vision Pro features a higher than 4K micro OLED display for each eye and audio pods for spatial audio.
Apparently the pods match the sound to your rooms, features and materials using audio Ray tracing, which is totally real and will definitely affect your ears frame rate, so make sure you get nvidia’s dlss hearing aids that will stop the pain. The headset contains a buttload of cameras and sensors, so you can control it with just your eyes and hands. Take 3d pictures and record 3D videos with spatial audio.
Now the only thing stopping you from making the immersive sex tape of your dreams is convincing, a human being to sleep with you, while you’re wearing what looks like a pair of, albeit very nice, ski goggles. If you’d, rather not be reminded that you probably look like a dork environments, will allow you to block out the outside world, while still allowing you to see people when they get close to you, which is never to so alone, to see whether this is really hot. Are you doing this? That’S why you never let people get close to you and those people will be able to see your eyes projected onto the exterior screen, which I can imagine, will both help and hamper social uh interactions, like your eyes, are going to be this removed from your face. The device is kept secure with optic ID which recognizes your iris, so no one can see all the videos of you failing to convince people to sleep with you.
While you wear your Vision Pro it’s hard enough, as is hey, I have a proposition for you. I need your Mac announcement today, including a brand new 15-inch MacBook Air. Apparently it’s the world’s best 15-inch laptop, and I believe that, because a man apparently named John turnus said it twice in three minutes: he’s no Craig federigi but he’s doing his best.
That’S what matters! I’M cheered for the turn to be fair. It’Ll have the power of an M2 Chip, two extra inches of screen real estate, and yet, according to Apple, will still achieve up to 18 hours of battery life. This is a feat: a Windows laptop hasn’t achieved since that time hell froze over because it hasn’t it’s never happened. Apple is also refreshing: their Mac Studio lineup with their brand new M2 Ultra chip. They developed without any CIA brainwashing at all.
Some LSD, though, probably because it’s just two M2 Max chips, smushed together and you’re, not gon na, believe this, but Apple says the ultra is twice as fast as the max all for a low price of four thousand dollars. If you want it in the Mac Studio, that is, but why buy that when you can buy the new Mac Pro with the same chip but more Thunderbolt ports and six pcie Gen 4 slots in the same swiss cheese chassis, you know and love. According to the presentation, if you put six video i o cards in the Mac Pro, you can ingest 24 4k camera feeds and encode them to prores in real time. Why would you do that? You better think of a reason, quick, otherwise you’re going to look very foolish for spending at least seven thousand dollars on a new Mac Pro.
You don’t even work with video You’re, an air conditioning technician. What were you thinking? Hvacs? Don’T need Max and apple also announced major updates to all their os’s iOS 17. Will let you customize a contact poster that other iPhone users will see when you call them opening up a prime new Avenue for trolling Apple introduced, live voicemail, which is basically pixel.
Phone’S call screening but better because you get to keep the voicemail after great for spam message. Collectors also apple is putting Transformer language models into their auto, correct and dictation features to make their results more accurate and personalized to you. We put llms in your keyboard.
I’M sure this will go fine for iPad OS Apple decided to skip over how Craig federighi can somehow apparently harness the force, so they could focus on what we really care about widgets and when Craig was done talking about widgets on iPad, he came back to introduce Mac OS Sonoma, so he could finally dive deep into what users really want to see widgets, including widgets, for Apollo for Reddit, which will be great to use until the Reddit API costs shut the app down too soon. The biggest announcement, however, was that Apple remembered about video games. Sonoma has a new game mode that prioritizes game performance, like Windows does but sleeker, it’s just better. In some way, they even brought hideo Kojima on to announce death stranding for mac and got him to encourage other developers to also bring their games to the Mac, presumably using Apple’s new game porting toolkit that will make porting easier.
This it’s happening, perhaps coincidentally or perhaps not cross over a third-party software that allows Windows applications to run on Mac. Os also announced DirectX 12 support apple series about AR Apple series about gaming. Now, what’s next, a tech news, Roundup show, please don’t come at me. Tim Cook, no, he scares me now it’s time for quick bits brought to you by xsplit, whether you’re, a streamer content, creator or you’re, always on video calls for work. Xsplits Cutting Edge broadcasting and video production tools can help. You take your live streaming to the next level you’re going to get so many super chats from your colleagues. You’Re dead, xsplit offers a range of products like broadcaster and vcam broadcaster allows users to capture, produce and stream high quality video content to popular platforms such as twitch and YouTube, while vcam allows users to remove, replace or blur their webcam background during a video call, live Stream or recording to create a more professional, looking and distraction free video. We could use some of that check out xsplit today at lmg.gg xsplit and use code Linus for 69 off your first purchase or subscription nice.
Is that real amazing confession time everybody there’s only four quick bits, but that’s because the front half was a bigger slice of Beefcake than Dwayne Johnson he’s. What was that Riley he’s in the fastest Dwayne Johnson bro, I’m doing the rock that was Hobbs? I haven’t seen any of those Microsoft has revealed. It is ending support for Cortana on Windows, 10 and 11 later this year. This comes merely a week after the announcement of Windows co-pilot their new AI assistant powered by Chachi BT, who’s. Frankly hotter. For some reason, though, Cortana will still be available in the Outlook and teams.
Mobile apps, as punishment to be fair, Chachi BT is a better representation of Halo’s Cortana than Microsoft’s Cortana. I mean Microsoft’s original attempt wasn’t even insane. It just made users feel that way which an Insider at Google has leaked. What they claim are the specs for Google’s upcoming tensor G3 chip inside the upcoming pixel, 8 and 8 Pro.
Why maybe they live for the thrill of such things? They didn’t explain that to Android authority, but they did say the G3 would have an elusive 9 core configuration four little cortex a510s four mid-size cortex a715s and a single cortex X3 to bring the number of cores to an odd number feels so wrong, and maybe there’s Something to that because apparently it doesn’t even match the performance of last year’s Snapdragon, 8 plus gen 1 on geekbench Nona core. That’S not a word. That’S I don’t know. Nikor Finance the world’s largest cryptocurrency exchange and its founder, Chang Pang Xiao are being sued by the SEC over allegedly mishandling funds.
Does that sound so familiar anyway, the commission levied 13 charges against the firm, including co-mingling and diverting customer assets to an entity called Sigma chain that is owned by Zhao sounds like bad news for FTX I mean binance, sorry that was a freedian slip and several organizations Have been affected by a mass hack with the personal data of employees from BBC British Airways and others being stolen due to a hack of their payroll services provider, but that hack itself is a symptom of a vulnerability in the widely used move. It file transfer tool. The government of the Canadian province of Nova, Scotia – that’s its full title, was also hacked potentially compromising the personal information of citizens. Nova scotians should take solace in being able to buy a home for less than a million dollars.
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