Hi, this is Wayne again with a topic “A Microsoft Mac Mini??”.
Sure you can get tech news elsewhere, but ours is better. This stuff’s artisanal it’s got wood and little tassels made of leather. Have you smelled it? Embossed lettering? Microsoft has announced a little flat pc that looks a heck of a lot like a mac mini and it’s even powered by an arm processor, just like apple’s latest m1 model. What happened to that spirit of innovation that brought us the zune you’ve changed microsoft: okay, fine! There are some key differences: the pc is called project volterra, so the name is different and it’s a developer kit powered by an unknown qualcomm, snapdragon soc and a neural processing unit, which will help devs build arm native apps, using the new arm native versions of visual Studio terminal and the windows subsystems for linux and android volterra will be stackable to increase processing power because that’s the only way it could look impressive next to apple’s mac studio, which is just like a vertically chunky, mac mini or come close to its performance. Valterra sounds like a startup in silicon valley. That’S gon na take my money and run sounds like a decepticon i’ll see you in court. Xbox game pass has been praised as the best deal in gaming for a while now, but this week some gaming outlets wrote articles about game, pass burnout sparking some very netflix-esque discussion, i’m so burnt out from playing all these games.
I feel like i need a vacation where i do less than nothing game. Pass fans pointed out that, even if you’ve played all the aaa games on the platform, there’s still plenty of indie games to enjoy and the game past twitter account destroyed kotaku with an absolutely ruthless ratio, aka the strongest weapon humans have in the argument ratio. Many pointed out that game pass provides a guaranteed payout for indie devs, but a counterpoint came from none other than one of the og xbox launch team members, ed fry’s fry said in an interview that game pass has obvious similarities to subscription services like spotify, which arguably Has had a negative impact on artists, take-home revenue compared to the previous model? What was that cds concerts records? No one does that it makes tapes and then you’ve got the og streaming service netflix, which is undergoing a burnout crisis despite having no shortage of content, but wait. If you cancel your membership, those craters and devs won’t be able to feed their kids and their kids are hungry little chunkers better, keep paying microsoft or save that money to spend on a vacation.
I guess you can just stand still and google has taken on open ai’s doll e text to image generation system with the announcement of their own model imogen, which seems to specialize in creating depictions of extremely cute animals in extremely strange situations. Noah would make this corgi better if it was in a house of sushi, make it so machine and put the rice on the outside. I don’t like those other rules mackie, i don’t like them. It must be said how impressively realistic or impressionistic, depending on their prompt the results of both image generating algorithms are, although, as mit technology review points out, there’s a reason that all the example pictures released to the public seemed to depict only cute non-human figures. Google and openai had to filter out a lot of pornographic racist or sexist content, because we all remember how microsoft’s public chatbot experiment went.
We are we’re just humans, so as much as i want to generate scenarios statistically unlikely to occur in the real world. It’S probably okay to let these ais sit in the oven, a bit more god. That was not a problem. Don’T feed that in wait! A rally is near. Prepare yourself now it’s time for quick bits brought to you by enlisted the free-to-play world war ii, multiplayer shooter, available on pc, ps5, ps4, xbox series, xs and xbox one wow, with a focus on historical authenticity and gameplay.
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Obviously, there’s no price or release date. Yet asus just wanted you to know it exists. That’S what conference and trade shows are for to give you some hope for the future, a future to be excited, for we don’t need elon, we need 500 hertz. Motorola also wants you to know that it’s working on a phone with a megapixel camera sensor with the company’s china division telegraphing a launch, sometimes in july, sometimes in july it’s a hut. We also saw a motorola leak depicting a razer 3 foldable phone, which looks like it’s ditching.
The nostalgia focus designed for thinner, bezels kind of like samsung’s ziplip, because yeah it was cool to see our old friend again, but then they still hung around for a while, and it’s like, i got a life to live man we’re not in high school razors anymore. The first pci gen 5 m.2 ssd, looks like it might actually deliver on the hype around the new interface with write speeds up to 12 000 megabytes per second capital b baby and reads up to 13 000 megabytes per second. The drive will come from two companies: a pacer and zadak, a to z, baby with the whole gamut of drives. Both brands announced a partnership that i will see each of them release a version of the drive with zadak, giving theirs the flashy moniker tws g5 and a pacer dubbing there’s the as228f5. Why aren’t i excited anymore? That’S weird! I just call it the ssd, the aw flasted right now. Five, the latest trident compact pc from msi, got some pretty obvious design cues from the xbox one s because well yeah. It looks pretty much exactly like an xbox one s, but there’s a dragon on it, and it only has integrated ryzen, graphics and costs like eleven hundred dollars. So probably just get an xbox one s, oh god, and new york state is distributing stationary robot companions to 800 seniors as part of a trial to test whether such a scheme could help us uh with having to talk to old people.
Just joking could help with social isolation among the elderly. An issue that’s expected to get worse as the baby boomer generation ages we’re gon na have phones, though we’ll be okay. The robot is called ella q a leak – i don’t know whatever and built by intuition. Robotics ironic names, since that’s not an intuitive brand, they say it can engage users in small talk, help contact loved ones, keep track of health goals like exercise and medication and hopefully install zoom and turn the mic on point. The camera at your face, grandma and we’ll have more pictures to show you on friday when you definitely come back for more tech news, because how could you live without us? What did you do if you weren’t here right now, .