Hi, this is Wayne again with a topic “Can Linus Remember All His Employees?”.
Bk Gio Lindo, says boss. Having info on employees is hella big brother. We have the info, it’s it’s literally, it’s what no I mean it’s part of the onboarding process like we have people’s Social Security numbers, that’s the American equivalent. We know their birthdays like if I have someone’s birthday Pop Up. When it’s not information, I don’t have it’s just information.
Can you remember what like kids exposes and whatnot would be information that he had received from that person and had personally updated in yeah? Like I have I, I have a spreadsheet that I personally maintain because if I’m gon na, like okay, we have the Christmas party coming up and I’m gon na see everybody’s SOS for use it. For me too, don’t you because I notice yeah? No, oh you don’t! No, I know your essos, I don’t know your birthday, I just admit I don’t know your bird’s name, so I don’t give a about your birds. You would think they were funny. You were watching Birdman.
I know they’re hilarious. I remember taquito’s name yeah, but that like is not helpful, yeah rip yeah one of the testing videos that I have on fliplane is him, and I hang out in the bathroom because there was there was a my previous bird who was passed away was named Taquito Um there was like a a forest fire, so there’s tons of smog and I couldn’t stop it from coming in the apartment. There was no amount of like shirt lining the sliding door that I could do to stop it from coming into the apartment. So I took uh takito in his cage upstairs and put him on the floor in the bathroom and ran the shower because making it super humid in there would take some of the smoke out of the air, and I I took a video of him at that Time because, as far as he he’s concerned, I’m just laying on the floor like hanging out with him yeah and he’s sitting in his cage.
So as far as he concerned, we’re just we’re just like hanging out and there happens to be some rain and it’s humid. In here sounds good, so he’s just like sitting there singing playing and stuff and I’m like, I need to make sure you don’t die so we’re like very different head spaces. So right I filmed it and that’s. I use that video for testing floor plan so just to clarify guys.
This is information. People give me voluntarily, because I just talk to people like I. Where is this? Where does this perception come from? Have you ever watched the office? Do you know how he has that Rolodex that has have you watched the office? I’Ve watched you remember what a Rolodex is yeah for the youngins. A Rolodex is basically flash cards in a wheel, container thing and you can flip through them yeah, so that you can remember information about people, because you didn’t have like Facebook and stuff yeah.
It was often used in business type scenarios, but it wasn’t exclusively used in business no, but it was just like what were what was the last thing we talked about when we were making small talk before completing our business transaction yeah, because it’s just you know polite To be like uh, hey, how are the wife and kids, but it’s not polite, to say how are the Wife and Kids when the divorce was a year ago. You know like that sort of thing right recognizing that you might not have a fantastic memory for certain types of information. Yeah doesn’t mean that you don’t care about it. So tell me this yeah.
When did you think I was cheating cheating yeah like referring to my to my cheat sheet? Oh every once in a while we’ll have a conversation, yeah and you’ll just fire through like how’s this thing going how’s that thing going how’s this thing and it’s all like things in my personal life, not work related and every once in a while. I’M like what? Oh, no, I’m just curious, okay yeah I mean like well. I never thought that to be honest and then, when you mentioned that I was like oh does he use it for me too, I wouldn’t care to be.
I wonder if you’re in it you I just like – have known for a really long time and I’ve spent actual time with your family and stuff like that, so it’s a little bit easier yeah but um hold on. Oh that’s, sad! It’S not set! So it’s sad! There’S a hundred people, it might seem sad if you are very uh good at remembering those types of things but like full transparency, and this is not because I don’t care and I’m gon na get roasted for this, but I’m just being transparent for so people understand. I can’t remember birthdays to save my damn life yeah and you.
You know this too yeah the only reason uh. Should I give that away. No, I know my dad’s, but I’m not going to say why, and he knows why and there’s a good reason why yeah um, but it is, it is not forgettable yeah I I am always within 10 days of my girlfriends, because I know the month and I Know the first number of the day yeah, but I can’t I can never remember this. My big problem is, I don’t know what day it is a lot or I don’t know what the date is today a lot of the times today.
It could be someone’s very important birthday whose birthday I actually know like. I still remember my childhood best friend’s birthday, and but the problem is it’ll, be four days later and I’ll be like oh yeah. This is perfect. Yeah, like four four days ago, like okay, uh yeah, no, here’s all I have on my cheat sheet for you. I have leuklofeniere.
I have your last name yeah. I have Emma so I’ve got her in your Esso question. Mark bird question question mark because I don’t know the names or genders and they go through them pretty quickly: whoa whoa whoa.
No, I just I just didn’t know when I was entering it. Come on um, but yeah like for me one of my oldest documents that I have like literally created, if I remember correctly after our first date, yeah is a document defining like this is her birthday yeah, because I I must have snuck my phone at some point And typed it out yeah and then because there’s no way, I would remember no, so I knew right off the bat like. I need to document this because it’s never going to stay and she asked me like two days ago.
If I remember when her birthday is and yeah, I got it wrong. I was within the 10 days because again I know the month and I know the first number of the day you know, but I don’t know the second number and I got it wrong, but she knows at this point like I don’t I don’t know anyone’s. I don’t know my mom’s, I don’t know my brothers, I I just I I can’t so they’re all in Google Sheets.
Is it because I don’t care? No, I just can’t store that information. It doesn’t work, it doesn’t fit in my brain. I don’t know why. Just doesn’t, this is hilarious.
I was um. I was wondering if the public is aware of my wife’s birthday – and this is fascinating – that I knew this there’s another Yvonne ho who’s like an actress who is about um a decade older than my Yvonne, and it looks like um there’s a lot of overlap like It seems like the internet thinks that um this is my wife. His timing was crazy. Yeah, this yeah, oh hi, Yvonne uh, oh uh, would you like to? Would you like to see my wife uh yeah? So this is apparently you uh, Yvonne ho was born as ho yiwan on November 30th, 1974 in Hong Kong grew up in Hong Kong, but these are all pictures of uh of of this Yvonne uh, which is not in fact this one yeah. So I think the internet thinks I’m married to uh like an Asian celebrity, I mean arguably I am but like for different reasons. Apparently I’m 48 years old yeah you look great for 48 huh .