Hi, this is Wayne again with a topic “NEW TECH GADGETS 2023 | AVAILABLE ON AMAZON AND ONLINE”.
Bam right away: we’re gon na hit you with a battery to power, your house uh too basic for you. What about a super, secure, indestructible, backpack or maybe earbuds that can translate languages in real time, watch out, here’s a titanium, multi-tool with a magic pen and a self-defense accessory. I hope, you’re sitting down cause we’re gon na get started genome Dome Home three thousand. This is a battery for elephants, get your hands on the genome home 3000 and say goodbye to dark and Powerless situations like uh power outages. The home battery is so smart. It even knows when the weather is bad and alerts you when it needs to be recharged and it charges from an outlet, solar or wind. When the zombie apocalypse happens – and I do mean when this guy’s gon na be your best friend with a 3072 watt hour capacity – you can power your anti-zombie defenses as long as they don’t require more than 3072 Watt hours.
It’S built to charge fast, so it’s guaranteed to wake up quicker than a college student on Adderall and with an ip68 waterproof level you can even use it in the shower. Just kidding, Fleur 1 Edge Pro the Fleur one Edge Pro. It’S a wireless thermal imaging camera. That’Ll inspect your problems like your therapist, couldn’t no more crawling out of the ground or getting up close and personal with spiders and dust bunnies, because you know what they say. It can’t fix what you can’t see well ho ho ho you’re Santa Claus now and you’ll. Be able to see all those naughty little issues when they’re sleeping or awake, no more getting your hands dirty with this bad boy. You can inspect anything. You want. Okay, not everything.
Weirdo! So are you ready to become the Tony Stark of Home Inspections? It’S like playing hide and seek with your problems and always winning well some of your problems. Snap pack, hey. I was looking for somewhere to store my prized possessions, a half eaten sandwich and some old receipts, and now that I think about it, I’m worried someone might steal them.
Well. The Korean snap pack backpack is here to solve that problem. It’S slash proof, so it’s basically body armor and how about those plush shoulder straps, who needs a spa day. I do actually headed CSA approved, so you can take it on a plane instead of your emotional support ostrich. It’S like your backpack, finally understands your pain. It has waterproof Side Pockets, so my half sandwich doesn’t get soggy.
The snap pack will have you saying goodbye, pickpocketers hello, ladies goodbye pickpocketing, ladies DJI Mini 3.. Did your dad also forget to take pictures at your little league game? Did you also wish you could fit a dad who cared in your pocket? How about a drone that takes pictures normal lugging around a heavy camera or borrowing your grandma’s cane, to steady, your shots, and I know you’re all as eager as I am to record every little shenanigan and Mischief you get up to this drone weighs less than 249 Grams, it’s like what two slices of bread it’s lighter than a flying sandwich and if you’re thinking I’m not creative well, have no fear, because the Mini 3 comes with light cut, basically a bunch of built-in settings. So you can spy on your neighbors with a filter applied, but hey for real. You could take the world’s craziest selfie. With this thing Mission, Darkness Mission, Darkness, making you paranoid one bag at a time. The bag blocks all signals.
Wireless signals smoke signals all kinds. It’S supposed to prevent bad things like hacking and spying and using Tick Tock built with water resistant, ballistic, nylon material. It’S like a triple condom for your phone, so grab a mission Darkness bag.
If you want to protect yourself from the evil forces of Technology, do you think the Secret Service uses these? I should get a giant one to climb inside every time my grandma tries to call gigapump 4.0. Are you a giga Chad with inflation and deflation problems? You need the Giga pump 4.0, it’s a little pump for a big handsome boy. Like yourself, it even has an air blow function that you can use on your next birthday cake. Do you know what the worst part about inflating an air mattress is the workout, but with the gigapump 4.0 I can do it with one hand while eating a sandwich. You know the best part about the gigapon 4.0. Is it’s lighter than my ex-girlfriend’s excuses boom and it’s not just an air pump? It’S a lantern too. I mean I never thought I’d be able to use my air pump to light my way in the dark, but here we are Gerber lockdown. Next, up a time machine just kidding it’s the Gerber lockdown, no more running back and forth to the toolbox. The lockdown drive has got you covered. It comes with a double-sided bit driver replaceable, number 11, blade all plain Edge, blade and a file. You know what an awl is: no, it’s, not a bird, it’s basically a pointy thing that can poke holes in things.
I’M not saying I condone poking holes and things, but sometimes you got ta, do what you got. Ta do pry bar your mother’s birthday is coming up so be sure to give her a pry bar multi-tool like this, so she can open bottles, break car windows and stab people. Those are all uses that the company lists on its website. This pry bar is equipped with a Tungsten steel tip that can be used to break glass or as a self-defense tool.
It also has a magic, Everlasting pen, so you can write a novel or do graffiti forever. It has many other functions too. A lot of them are pretty standard multi-tools time Kettle, W2 Edge. Okay. Now this is some Star Trek stuff you guys. These earbuds are not just limited to translation, they’re, also wireless earbuds, so say goodbye to your old earbuds or maybe au revoir. Now people in foreign countries will understand me when I have a psychotic episode in the middle of a city. Finally, a way to communicate without relying on sign language or court ordered interpreters. Thank you time, Kettle wt2 Edge.
It can translate in between 0.5 and 3 seconds. Finally, the technology to match my quick wit, pretty soon you’ll, speak 40 languages fluently put that on your dating profile. They still don’t help me understand menus and restaurants.
Still. They allow everyone around me to understand my screams of pain when my food was too spicy. Invisible watch nosy people are gon na hate this one. This watch looks totally blank unless you’re wearing polarized glasses and then bam. You’Ve got a wrist mounted movie, theater and personal message center. It comes with the ability to upload all your files from your PC via USB.
Oh cool pictures from my computer that I don’t want anyone else to see. I know exactly what I’m gon na upload. I hope no one else on the bus has polarized glasses or if they do, they like MILFs, the eyeglasses are unisex. So you and your significant other can join in on the sneaky fun. So hide your texts. Wear your glasses and live on the down low with the invisible watch. You’Ll never have to explain yourself again, roulette dice and now on the Retro lower Tech side. Have you ever wanted to feel like a steampunk James Bond while playing a game of chance? The roulette dice are somewhere between an old-fashioned die and a tiny Wheel of Fortune. These 100 zinc, alloy dice are tough as nails and the machine-tooled internal mechanism guarantees a fair result with every spin. But let’s talk about the real reason: you’re here the design these babies are shaped like pocket, watches and features steampunk designs that make you feel like you’re playing a high stakes game in an alternative universe. So, who wants to roll the dice from tools to accessories to electronics, to SteamPunk to sci-fi? We hope you’re as amazed as we are I’m personally exhausted by this trip to the Future subscribe for more mind-blowing Tech and let us know in the comments what you want us to cover. Next .