Hi, this is Wayne again with a topic “The gloriously dumb Wi-Fi wine bottle of the future”.
Yes, another week, somebody emailed me that they have an internet of things, wine bottle, which, under, like the most ridiculous thing I had ever heard so now I have an Internet of Things, wine bottle and five bottles of wine. This is the cuvette. It’S an internet-connected wine bottle and one of the most ridiculous products I have ever heard of. So it’s basically this hollowed-out wine bottle with a touchscreen on it and you can order wine through the touchscreen and it comes in these metal cartridges that can only be used inside this bottle.
It’S when you get one you take the cap off and then you shove it into here and the wine bottle actually knows what wine you’ve put into it. So once the cartridge is in, you can just pour it like a normal bottle of wine and then it start to drink. Only video Girt today yeah it’s wine and she can scroll through this and he’ll. Tell you about the wine. This is all pretty excessive, but it’s kind of neat.
I guess you can also order more wine straight through here. If I hit Add to Cart, then I’m basically rebind exact wine. Apparently I have ordered a lot of German wines and they’re gon na cost me sixty one dollars. I can drink like one glass and then I am done two glasses.
I can pretend, like I’m good and then demoing an internet of things. Wine bottle on video. Just no chance this is like the drunkest I’ve been in in ever it works for me. Would you like some? So this sounds like a ridiculous product right now, because it’s just a wine bottle that has a screen, but there’s a little bit more to it.
Cuvee says that these bottles will be able to keep your wine good for up to thirty days at a time which is a huge deal, because one usually goes bad after like three days or if you do a lot of work. Maybe like we, these Marchese hoods and the reason they can do that is because number one this is made out of metal is supposed to prevent oxygen from getting in and spoiling the wine. It’S also because of this cap, which doesn’t let oxygen either. This hit was basically a labyrinth inside. Oh there’s, just there’s like a little that pushes in that’s all the battery died. I need to charge my wine bottle. Do you think I think I can drink out of it? If I push the thing in there mm- it works yep. There were a wine on my face.
You guys supposed to do that, though. My girlfriend’s also texted me about general relativity, so it costs a hundred and seventy nine dollars for the cuvette bottle. The Wi-Fi connected thing, but it comes with four bottles of wine. I don’t know how much wine I’ve had, but it is too much.
I have to say this pairs very nicely with the cheese it they’re working with twelve vineyards right now. They have a total of 48 wines that you can buy through this touchscreen they’re, all between 15 and 50 dollars, with most being targeted at the 15 to 30 dollar crowd. So this isn’t for people who, like super cheap wines. It also isn’t for people who, like really really expensive wines, which makes sense because most people like super cheap wines, aren’t going to buy a Wi-Fi connection. Wine bottle and those people who, like really expensive wines, aren’t going to want to be seen drinking out of a Wi-Fi connected wine there’s supposed to be another person in this room, so I didn’t have to drink too much at once by the way. Actually, this wine is growing on me right now: they’re only selling to California and Massachusetts and they’re going to open up to other states, eventually it’s gon na ship in October, but it goes on sale today and they’ll open up two more states.
Once I start shipping – and with that Cheers I don’t know I probably one of them – is half empty the others. The others are like, maybe a six empty, a sixth empty, but we’ve done that over four glasses. It says four six plus one half which, as far as I’m aware, this goes down to two over three plus one over two, I got ta get a common denominator. It says 2 over 6, it’s 3 over 6, so drink like 5/6 of a bottle of wine. Uh-Huh what say you 5/6 of a bottle of wine? No! No! But you drank one and you drank one.
So I drank 3 6, which goes down to 1/2. I drank half a bottle of wine. According to these calculations, done .