Hi, this is Wayne again with a topic “The Most Luxurious Business Phone”.
So i think this is going to be fun. That’S because i have no idea. What’S in this box, it’s a it’s a legitimate surprise. I have. I did not order this. This is a willy do special i’m assuming this is in the expensive department and possibly it’s in the cool, weird department, because i see the brand on top caviar royal gift. Now i have experience with this brand because in the past, they’ve supplied this channel with some of the most expensive smartphones that i’ve ever featured, i’m talking tip top luxury super barren stuff.
Is that a thing? A baron, a baron yeah a baron’s, wrist? Okay, cool? It’S a bigger box than usual. Is this a smartphone? Even it could be something completely different. I don’t know this is the kind of stuff you got to put up with working here.
This slides down, it’s another luxury experience. Of course. What is this guy jack whoa? It is so heavy, is it brass? Is it gold, in the drawers certificate of authenticity, place of purchase serial number, the caviar zarfone vladimir gold ornament gold engraving? This is number six out of 99 and it’s 18 karat gold.
One gram we’re talking real gold jack. Are you invested in gold silver coins, nickels pennies? That’S what i figured this is the product lineup, you didn’t know you had a smartphone. Did you those are actually out there in the world.
We have a power, brick, usb cable, headset and exchangeable interchangeable, ear tips as well. All right will it’s time to bring you in because we need specs. We need to know the price tag you’re, always on the cutting edge of luxury that a very luxurious man yourself. Yeah, oh, my goodness, gracious is this five grand it’s five grand it’s not out! Yet it’s still on pre-order, oh wow! This is the first in the world. Can you break it down for us caviar found the inspiration in the image of the legendary prince from the ancient rus rus bruce vladimir feitos lavovich vladimir has not only led the state along the way of changes, but has made a unique way from paganism and cruelty To the christianity and mercy by himself, this is, i mean we peak. We hit the peak. This is the p 4830 us usd free delivery to your city, though not bad one, gig of storage, 32 megabytes. This is a cell phone. This is a cell phone.
You make calls on this. Do you want to feel the weight of it? Yeah yeah 830 milliamp hour battery 300 hours of standby 5.5 hours of talk time? I think, if you’re bawling on this level, you don’t do smartphone stuff, you don’t have time for twitter and snapchat you make calls. These are just like private calls.
That’S it. It also doubles as a weapon madness. Oh man, it is such a weapon. What would you say that weighs a couple ipads couple? You see a little engraving here jack. It says it’s number six.
I believe it feels like. It belongs in some kind of indiana jones scenario. It really feels less like a phone and more like an artifact. Once again, you see a guy just chatting on this he’s he’s looking he’s staring at you he’s looking at me, he’s looking at you, i’m dead, then you’re dead.
He smells a fine cologne and cognac. I’M that close to him. That’S right! Okay, let’s boot it up here we go. I don’t know what kind of nokia this is based on.
That’S some old-school nokia. I think i’m pretty sure. If you look here. The date is 2008 2008.
You know what it is. They picked like the classic. The heavy hitter businessman phone of 2008 and they’re like there’s nothing wrong with it, we’re doing so much business right now, all we do what’s android. What’S up yeah we’re doing so much business right now we don’t have time for anything else to learn a new operating system, we’re doing so much business yeah i mean on the bright side, it’s simple and it’s clean.
You call this simple and clean. Well! Is that what you’re doing these days there is so much business to be done? You either call someone you text, someone or you don’t that’s it and texting’s gon na take your text is gon na. Take you all, so you just call yeah. So, like imagine us four in here, and everything is a call: okay, that’s business! What is this who’s doing business over here? Look at all the fun things you could do instead of business. This is business, that’s business! What’S he doing flipping he’s folding he’s flipping his things around he’s folding, you see a dude like this smells a fine cognac. Oh, i got the camera. That was easy really do, ladies and gentlemen, full business mode 1600 by 1200, all the business, it’s still processing. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, no hold up where i got ta get back. How do i get back, mr business doing business just counting dollars in his head and on that note it’s business time. .