Hi, this is Wayne again with a topic “9 ADVANCED ROBOTIC INVENTIONS 2023 YOU MUST SEE | ROBOTIC INVENTIONS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT”.
Boys time to ride the robot train, my name is robot lover number one and I’m here to conduct this wild ride so climb on board and never look back. Ziggy say hello to Ziggy a glorified extension cord Ziggy come to me, my child, I’m just practicing for using the voice, control app. I can just imagine when they booted this robot battery up for the first time. What is my purpose? You charge electric cars, oh my God.
What happens when Ziggy becomes sentient and decides it doesn’t want to charge your car anymore? The worst part is all the other. Cars are watching, so not only is Ziggy pushed in and chugging away, but all the car’s friends are right. There talk about embarrassing.
I wish I had a little robot to follow me around and feed me I’d, teach it how to love and name it Sheila. I mean sure it might be hard to shower together, but love finds a way kachaka. This is some Next Level stuff. We are talking about furniture that moves around by itself, like some kind of haunted house from a horror movie, you could be chilling on your favorite. Weird little cart watching TV and then all of a sudden, the cart starts moving and you’re like whoa what the heck and then the robot is like sorry, I was just trying to get a better view of the TV I’d stand on top of it and make Kachaka spin me around, like the prettiest princess at the ball. I want to get like 40 of these and put them under a mobile home.
I’D stand on the roof and yell to Canada, and my Army of little kachakas would all go yes, master As You Wish master and we’d bust through the border security and invade Canada. I feel like kachaka should make some flying robots and then I could have the house from up and invade other countries too Casey we’ve all been there. Am I right fellas you get home from work and you try to relax by going to your Warehouse as you do and picking up some crates, but wouldn’t you know it even skipping arm day again? Well, that’s where Casey comes in Casey is like the ultimate wingman for your case, picking needs and let’s be real, who wouldn’t want a little robot buddy to help them out in the warehouse. It’S like having your own personal forklift, who is also a friend yay Casey, is the coolest thing to happen to warehouses since forklifts I’m kidding the best thing to happen to warehouses is tearing them down who’s with me just to warehouses after we tear down the warehouse, We can play laser tag. Why didn’t they build a laser tag? Robot? Can someone just build a laser tag, robot being real, though warehouse work has got to be so awful, the more robots doing that garbage the better ecopia T4. All right buckle up buttercup because we’re about to take a ride on the wild side with the ecopia T4. Oh my God, it’s a laser tag. Robot just kidding it’s a freaking solar panel cleaning, robot yippee, who needs a fancy robot to clean solar panels.
When you can just use your tongue and copy a T4 more like a copy of tea board, okay, that’s mean! Let me try and think of something nice to say about it. I mean kind of the same thing with the warehouse robot. This is a job that would suck to do so. It might as well be a robot right now, let’s switch gears and talk about something more interesting, like uh Pizza eating octopus robot, that can solve a Rubik’s Cube with its tentacles.
We have one of those right. This thing is like a robot Butler for solar panels, keeping them and span like a prom queen’s teeth. Solar panels are green or whatever, but honestly, let’s just go back to Coal.
This is boring. Bionic bird, hooded, crow, this robot bird is probably one of the best. Looking robots I’ve seen in a while, I mean just look at it, so Sleek so elegant, so birdie.
The bionic bird hooded crow is like the Gisele Bundchen of the Robot World. This mechanical bird is so fly. It makes the sky look low. It’S probably the ultimate wingman if it doesn’t swoop in before you, it’s like a bird and a robot had a baby and that baby grew up to be the coolest bird on the Block Adam.
This handsome fella is named Adam. You know what they say. It’S Adam and Eve, not adamant, being a robot bartender. I hope they don’t sell this to people who want to put it in their houses, because that seems dangerous. I mean shouldn’t drinking, be a social experience sitting in a basement with a robot making. You drinks sounds like a tragic backstory, but you know what’s even better than a robot bartender a robot Barista, because nothing says I love my morning. Coffee like having it made by a cold lifeless machine but at least no more tip jars – and I talked to my coffee machine anyway – so Nothing’s Gon na Change and don’t worry about the whole kitchen accidents thing because robots never malfunction or make mistakes. I can barely remember how to make a cup of coffee without screwing it up.
Maybe that’s a me problem. I’Ll bet, Adam is a good listener. Do you think Adam could give me a hug line now of all the robots on this list? You don’t want rebelling against humanity.
This de-leafing one has got to be pretty high on the list. Look at the way it just so coldly and mercilessly mutilates those poor, defenseless tomato plants. Chilling evidently, Tomatoes like that, though, and the preva campano has an 85 Effectiveness rate.
That’S a higher success rate than most of my relationships, because, because mine is zero, I think this robot Falls squarely into the category of it’s cool, because it’s doing a job that no one else wants to do like cutting tomato leaves sounds like torture or maybe like Australians, like doing that or something I don’t know who wants to spend all day, d-leafing plants by hand when a robot can do it faster and more efficiently like what, if it starts getting creative with its trimming and decides to give the plants funky haircuts or Worse. What if it gets a little too trigger happy with that end, effector and starts cutting off more than just leaves, I’m just saying we should keep an eye on this thing, jet tank. So let me tell you about the jet tank.
It’S like a tank, but with a jet engine or something I don’t know. So this is like a hobby science experiment, education robot. I think it just kind of does whatever I mean it looks cool. But if it’s supposed to be homework, then I don’t wan na the jet tank is designed for Ros learning and Python Programming, which is great if you’re a nerd. But if you’re like me and the closest thing you’ve ever programmed is your microwave.
You can just copy and paste and pretend you’re a genius just make sure that you don’t run into the dog or the cat or the grandma, and if you’re not into the whole Ai and Robotics thing, you can always use it to crush your enemies, poison, their Water supplies burn their crops and deliver a plague onto their houses, or you know just driving around and pretend you’re the speediest little general in the Army. It’S like a remote control car, but with extra steps SPD one you guys Best For Last, I’m serious. Let’S talk about the SPD one or as I like to call it: the sewage spider. Finally, a robot, that’s cool for doing a crappy, get it job, but also just for looking cool, I mean who thought to create a robot spider to inspect sewage pipes.
What mad genius is behind this? Give them the Nobel Prize who’s to say the SPD. One won’t get a little too curious and start exploring other parts of the sewer system. Like your toilet or shower drain. That’S a horror movie waiting to happen.
I kind of want it to happen if robots take over. I hope they look like freaking spiders and not solar power cleaners. I wish I was at the pitch meeting for this. I need a spider robot that crawls direct to this guy, though seriously I mean, I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to be the baby who has to crawl around in a sewage pipe. That’S a job for the spider, robot yeah science, beautiful, lovely, gorgeous robot science remember to subscribe, learn, grow, explore the unexplored unlock the unknown and discover New Horizons. We value your opinions and welcome your feedback so leave your comments and suggestions below see ya. .