Hi, this is Wayne again with a topic “11 COOLEST TECH GADGETS 2023 | ON AMAZON AND ONLINE”.
Insane and mind-blowing Technology right here right now, look at that smart desk organizer. It has so many crazy components or that all-purpose camping tool is that a plasma fire starter? If you tell me that backpack is underwater, I will lose my mind. Let’S go astral! Listen up! You disorganized kids astral is the desk organizer of the future, because we all know you can’t function with a dirty desk need to charge your phone or listen to Gregorian monk, chance too dumb to remember the time or date. Astral’S got a module just for that astral. Even comes with its very own companion, app, thank goodness another app with Alexa. You can talk to your desk organizer because that’s not a sign of loneliness or anything. We all know what kind of notes people will be. Sticking on. The sticky note module call your therapist you’re a hot mess or give up boosted, safe the boosted safe.
This is the ultimate car accessory for all you, paranoid goofballs out there. You can protect your valuables and your kids all in one go and it transforms into a booster seat. That’S just asking for trouble. Hey Junior sit on top of this impenetrable steel box, while mommy drives 80 miles per hour on the highway. What could go wrong? The best part about this thing is the foam padding I mean protecting your valuables is great and all, but have you ever thought about how comfortable they’ll be your stuff is probably going to be more relaxed than you? Are it’s so tough? It could probably survive a nuclear explosion that hasn’t been tested, also don’t put kids in it. Lindo doorbell, the Lindo doorbell, is the perfect device for people who love to spend hours, watching the footage from their doorbell and pretend they’re security guards with two cameras that cover over 190 degrees of view.
You’Ll never miss a moment of your neighbor picking their nose or that weird guy down the street, who always wears a clown mask because who needs safety? When you have endless entertainment with the Lindo Life app on your phone, you can watch live footage of your front door. 24. 7.. It’S like having a personal reality show except the contestants, don’t know they’re being filmed.
The Dual sensors also ensure that you don’t get false, alarms from leaves bugs or Shadows a common problem with other doorbells. How will I know when my bug friends come to visit parallel outdoor gear? Are you kidding me with this? Make your own pocket knife kit stuff? Nothing says I’m a stable adult like carrying a knife. You made yourself. Are we living in a postal apocalyptic world where we have to Fashion our weapons? Are we all preparing for the apocalypse or something, but in all seriousness, who wouldn’t want to build their Custom Knife? Just be sure to use your new knife for good, not evil and maybe don’t bring it to the airport and if you end up in jail, you’ll have a sweet, homemade shiv to protect yourself with EXO 6.2 backpack, the XO 6.2 backpack. It’S the perfect accessory for all adventurous kids out there who like to get wet and wild. This backpack is submersible.
It can fit all your Essentials like your phone, so you can still order pizza while you’re drowning and your keys. You have to have somewhere to put them when you’re not driving your submarine. It’S supposed to be ergonomic and conformed to my back and chest, but what about when I’m doing the butterfly stroke? Will it conform to that too? But let’s be real, the real reason we need the XO 6.2 backpack is so we can smuggle drinks into the public pool. In conclusion, the XO 6.2 backpack is not just a backpack.
It’S a companion, a partner, a wingman, a confidant. It’S got your back literally lifesaver. The Lifesaver is a middle finger to Mother Nature. It’S like hey.
I know you’re trying to kill me with your harsh Wilderness and all but check out my plasma fire starter and UV water purifier. I can handle anything you throw at me seriously, though. Can we talk about that plasma fire starter? That sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie. I imagine some grizzled old survivalist in the wilderness, twirling his Lifesaver and creating a mini lightning storm to light his campfire and the best part. It’S all powered by good old-fashioned elbow grease. It’S like the ultimate arm, workout and survival tool, all in one. It can charge your phone purify water, start fires emit light and sound, and probably do your laundry too if you ask it nicely hold EJ1. Are you looking for a new way to store your cards, coins, keys and other small items check out the whole dj1? It’S a little minimalist wallet. It’S like a little taco for your stuff. The real kicker is the auto car ejection mechanism.
But what happens when it malfunctions and your cards fly all over the place? Oh sorry can’t come to dinner tonight. I’M too busy picking up my scattered credit cards off the sidewalk and don’t even get me started on the RFID blocking feature. Can someone please tell me who’s trying to scan my cards? The government aliens Bigfoot smart Wings, Nano the smart Wings. Nano is a smart blind system that can be controlled by voice app or remote, who doesn’t want to control their blinds with their voice. Hey blinds open up and let my neighbors see my nipple hairs. Why bother getting up and walking over to your window when you could just shout at your blinds like a lunatic and who the hell needs an app to control their blinds? Is it that hard to just yank out a chord I swear, people will do anything to avoid a little physical activity.
Six months on a single charge. That’S longer than my last relationship and the solar panel option. That’S genius.
We can finally use the sun to power. Our blinds, instead of just getting sunburns Bloom, the bloom is this crazy device that lets you grow your spirulina, which is a fancy way of saying algae, that’s packed, full of nutrients and antioxidants and all kinds of other healthy stuff. But you know, what’s even better than eating spirulina growing it yourself baby and that’s where the bloom comes in. You just set it up in your home. Follow the app’s instructions and boom. You’Ve got your own algae farm and the best part is, you can use it to make all kinds of crazy dishes.
Imagine serving your friends a plate of spaghetti bolognese, but it’s made with spirulina instead of meat, or maybe you could whip up a batch of algae smoothies to serve at your next party. B3 bike light the B3 bike light. That thing is a freaking UFO on your handlebars.
It’S got three eyes like a mutant owl and can light up the road brighter than the sun. I mean if aliens ever come to Earth, they’re going to mistake you for one of their own. With this thing on your bike – and it’s got these three different LED thingamajigs that are brighter than my future – it’s like having a three-eyed owl on your handlebars. What’S next a unicorn horn to light up the night? Why not just attach a disco ball to your helmet with the B3 bike light you’ll be the coolest cat on the block.
People will say there goes that guy with the mutant, owl bike, light thing: air zero. Have you ever seen someone whip out a regular Mouse and thought wow? That person is really going places? No you haven’t, but with the air zero people will see you and think holy cow. That person is a genius. They have a mouse that folds like origami, this bad boy, folds like a pretzel and snaps right into place.
Just like your mom, it’s like the mouse went to college. It got a degree in flexibility and returned ready to take on the world. I mean forget about all the other incredible technological advancements we’ve made as a species. This is a real game.
Changer right here, your wrists will thank you. Your co-workers will Envy you and your mom will be proud. The world of futuristic inventions is an exciting place from the possibilities of an algae farm to the potential of underwater backpacks to the Ingenuity of car seat.
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